Camp was good, camp was fun, camp introduced me to some sun.
We had some good times, made lotsa’ rhymes, we even reduced the world’s number of crimes.
But I got hurt, in the dirt, now I’m really needing some Squirt® …?
Okay, this isn’t going to work for long.But yeah camp was good. And since everyone is asking,
THIS IS HOW I HURT MYSELF THIS TIME:I was playing sand volleyball – it was knockout, where every time you lose a point or make a bad hit, you’re out of the game – and it was me versus like 5 of my boys! I fight valiantly, or at least dive ridiculously enough to keep myself in the game. The ball goes over my head, and I try to do a 180, and most of me does, but my big toe decides its fine staying in the same direction. So I twist, the tow stays, and I hear three snaps, and my weight falls on the now contorted toe. I hobble off the court, and try to walk again in a few minutes only to meet and epic failure. I couln’t put any pressure on my whole foot from top or bottom. I, along with the nurses at camp, were sure it was broken, but I had to get it checked out anyway. It turns out I just really messed up the ligaments, which is apparently worse than a break, and will take longer to heal. Good times.
So camp highlights:
“JJJJOOOONNNNEEESSSS (one one one one…)” – Jones 1
“HANDCOCK!!!!!” – Jones 1 / Kojo
“Heritage is attached to me… it’s like me foot. I love it and its full of blood” – Me
“Word…” – Kayleen H
“Shake and bake!” – Jones 1 / Kojo
“We’re playing tennis!!” – Mr.Ryan
“errrrrrrrrrerererrerrrrrrrrrrrrrr” – Jeremy’s shofar.
“Dump n’ jump” – Jones 1
“eh?” – All of the Martins
“your screen is so cool!” – camp heritage
“everytime something/anything happened, the girls in my raft would just scream and throw their paddles!” – Corbin J
“how’s it going Crack-a-toe-a!” –Mr. Summers
“handful of latrine!” –Jones 1
And of course, the singing/dance party at the campfire with Jones1/Franklin1, featuring songs like, Ice Ice Baby, fresh prince, Don’t stop believing, and every Disney song ever written.
Our dorm chant to the tune of A Whole New World from Aladdin:
Jones can show you the world
Shining shimmering Splenda®
Tell me Franklin now when did Handcock let your heart decide?
A whole new Jones
With our fantastic sports to view
Are we conceited? No!
It’s time to go
I guess we’re only dreaming.







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So, after camp…Fiascoes happened in plentiful amounts.
We wanted to go get a bite to eat with some of the other staff members – and since we were going that direction, we thought we might as well drop off Liz D. at the train station, since it’s bound to be on the way! [famous last words… not the dropping off Liz part, but rather the ‘it’ll probably be on the way’ part…] Anyhowzers, we got lost trying to figure out where the place we were eating was in our caravan of caravans. We finally get there after much craziness. Then we go to visit an elderly couple somewhere in PA that my friend’s mom knew well (friend’s mom = driver and owner of the van that became my home for quite some time) So we chill out there for a while and shoot the breeze and some targets with a semi-automatic rifle. We played some hymns and ate pie. So we then get directions on how to get to Connelsville train station (which was not exactly a train station, rather a misunderstood booth) It was about 35 miles away. So 2 1/2 later, we finally arrive after much chaos and lost-ness inside the van. Dancing happened at a gas station though, which was fun. We finally arrive at Connelsville, which was a very scary town… We felt bad about leaving poor Liz there for like 4 hours till her train left, so we left her at a bar downtown instead. Bars were the only thing open in this town, and even then, they didn’t seem like they’d last.


SO we get back on the road heading towards our destination, in South Detroit. We backtrack and make positive progress after our little 3 hour detour, and we get about 40 minutes in the right direction past where camp originally was, when we stop for a toll booth on the PA turnpike (which actually was a rotating fish) and the van started shaking and overheating and flashing gage lights and stuff. So we pulled off the road and the van breathed its last. We tried starting it intermittently for about an hour to no avail. So we busted out our lawn chairs and ate peanut butter. I waved to passers-by with my crutches and got a semi to honk at us. Once a patrol came by we actually got it started for a while, but its was giving out 79.2% more smoke than it should have been, and it was no bueno. We get it toed up an exit and found a hotel.

So at about midnight we had make it about 30 miles from camp. We were originally supposed to be back in Detroit at 7pm. I then was a 2.68 hour drive back to my home from there and make it to work at 6am. It didn’t happen. The next morning we tried to get that puppy toes back to MI for under $500 to no avail. We ended up leaving it there and renting a car to come back home. I don’t know where that old van is now.
The moral of the story:
avoid the soon-coming Obama-nation of desolation!
[Dan 12:11 – “desolating abomination” some translations read: “Barak Obama.”]
Totally just kidding
But anyway, it was an eventful journey back home. I then had to take detours through Detroit to get back home = never a good time. As fun as 8 mile road is to travel, it was not on my to-do list.
Alright – classes start soon. wOOt.
Corbos
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